Plenty of fish in the... dating sites.
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around... is there anybody who cares?
Keep your friends close and your enemies... on Facebook.
If at first you don't succeed... then skydiving isn't for you.
Where there's smoke there's... global warming.
Speech is silver, but silence... catches no flies.
Beauty is in the eye of the... beer holder.
Punctuality is the politeness of... World Of Warcraft kings.
Two's company, three's... the musketeers.
A friend in need is... probably out of texting credit.
A penny saved is... not much.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish... and he steals your catch.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry... and you should blow your nose.
When there's a light at the end of the tunnel... get out of the way.
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